THE PAWS BEHIND THE POTION
The cats run the company. The dog runs after the cats. Somehow, the tea still gets made.
Chief Executive Officer
Tribble runs the company from the softest fuzzy blanket available, preferably while lying directly on a member of staff. The standards are high, the petting instructions are exact, and performance reviews may involve teeth. Regal, affectionate, and entirely certain that the corner office is wherever Tribble happens to be sitting.
✦Chief People Officer
Peaches oversees employee closeness, morale, and the strict prevention of anyone being alone for even one minute. Loving, clingy, and professionally devoted to togetherness, Peaches believes every meeting should be a lap meeting. Also serves as the company’s resident stinker butt.
✦Vice President of Research and Development
Tigger conducts independent research from a discreet distance. Curious enough to know exactly what everyone is doing, but far too self-possessed to become involved, this orange tabby prefers to observe the meeting without technically attending it.
✦Chief Security Officer
Cosmic is sweet, cautious, and loving strictly on his own terms. Every visitor receives a thorough risk assessment from a safe distance. Usually shy, occasionally cuddly, and always prepared to throw hands if the security situation demands it.
✦Vice President of Operations and Unscheduled Disruption
Louie brings mystery, playfulness, and preventable chaos to daily operations. With a talent for being exactly where trouble is about to happen, he keeps the organization agile, alert, and wondering what just fell over in the other room.
✦Director of Human Resources and Affection Compliance
Wednesday manages workplace expectations with a firm paw. Grumpy, demanding, and in need of constant love, this tiny-tailed executive expects affection to be delivered promptly and without excuses. Noncompliance may result in immediate disciplinary action.
✦Cat Herder
Loki has the least glamorous and most impossible job in the company: persuading six feline executives to move in roughly the same direction. Powered by manic energy and a rapidly fraying sense of order, he remains optimistic, vigilant, and only slowly losing his mind.
✦A VERY FLAT ORGANIZATION
“Every successful company needs strong leadership.
We have cats instead.”
A portion of every Spell Time Tea purchase supports the rescue and rehoming of local stray cats—because apparently six feline executives were only the beginning.
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